DKMarioPacman

Introduction:

Hello there. 🙂 This is my bio. My name is DKMarioPacman. But I prefer to be called DK, DKMario, or Mario. Whichever you prefer. 🤗 Before I tell you about myself, let me tell you that my bio is still under construction and will be updated WHEN I have the time. So check back every few days. 🙂  My bio IS EXTREMELY... LONG! 😲 Shocking, isn't it? 😅 Not to worry. 🤗 Take your time reading my entire bio. Or if you prefer, jump to any Colored Section (Containing Chunks) of my bio to make things a whole lot easier (I plan on making a Table Of Contents soon). 😉 Also, I have a list of important matters that must be addressed IMMEDIATELY! 😐 So let's get right down to it. 🙂

Important Information / Bio Rules:

ATTENTION VIEWERS AND READERS!!!!!!

First, my messages are getting flooded in my inbox. 😓Since I have a hard time keeping up with the inbox sometimes (I can access only the 7 most recent messages), I will start accepting private live chats. 😁 The only EXCEPTION to this is if I say Hello to you in a DM. 😉

Second, Black Friday is on the way, followed by Christmas. And I need help with researching adjustable sit to standing desks. I am currently interested in an electric, U-shaped desk. The price range needs to around $2-3 hundred dollars (before taxes). I will do possibly up to $3-5 hundred dollars (before taxes). That's my maximum budget I'm comfortable with. The desk needs to be in used and good looking condition. The width needs to be no more than 50 inches wide. The adjustable height doesn't matter to me. The depth needs to be no more than 20-25 inches. The desk also needs to have a 2-3 year or lifetime warranty. The desk needs to have positive reviews from customers. The specifications to make it look cool? Tray for keeping cables out of the workspace area, a cup holder, and a place to hang headset microphones, comes fully assembled, supports up to 200 lbs. I'd like to purchase one for Christmas. So time is starting to run out with each second that ticks away. I like to plan things ahead of time so I really need your help please. 🙂 If you find one I may be interested in, please let me know. If I end up purchasing it, and I like it, you will automatically get to be my friend on Chess.com as well as a shoutout on my bio. So please hurry and get researching for me. I'll see what I can find on my end. But the more people who help, the better. 🙂 So help spread the word please. 🙂

Third, whoever is sending me additional club invites as of right now (10/15/24 @ 11:10 Mountain Standard Time), please stop! I already have enough clubs on my plate at the current moment. 😐 I'm asking you as nicely with respect and kindness as I possibly can, okay? 🙂 So please don't poke the Hornets nest (My current mood). If you poke the Hornets nest (Again, my mood), then you are going to make me furious. I don't want to get angry because I hate being angry. 😐 Being angry is not who I want to be viewed as a person nor does it make me who I am. 😐 🙂 Further additional club invites will result in a club decline.🙂 I apologize for the inconvenience. I WILL come to you on club invitations, when I'm ready, okay? Just bc I join a lot of clubs, doesn't mean I have all the time in the world to be ACTIVE in your clubs. But I do care. 😇 That will be all concerning the club invitations.🙂

Fourth, for those who don't like emojies, tough! 😐I like to use emojis to express to those around me how I'm feeling. This helps with body language, emotion, and attitude. The Chess.com staff are looking for those who value kindness. 🙂

And fifth, whoever is sending me Challenges to Chess matches without consulting with me and / or scheduling an appointment beforehand, your Challenge WILL be DECLINED! Whoever does this 3 times (regardless of age) WILL be REMOVED from my Friend List for a certain amount of time, but NOT blocked. 😐 I am NOT that mean and hasty. 😉

Sixth, let me finish my status as I can only fit so many characters in there. (I know, right? 😅)

On c.c (Chess.com) Monday-Friday. I have gr8 character (irl and online in the cyber world). Plz Follow me. I have high functioning autism. All I ask is that you be nice and respectful towards me. I try to follow the Golden Rules and the Community Guidelines on Chess.com along with the Fair Play Policy.

If you make me furious (My hornets will attack in swarms and sting you) and get on my bad side, then YOU are the one who is causing the problem (poking the Hornets nest). Not me!

Any of the following YOU do to ME, can and will get YOU on my bad side:

*Teasing me / practical jokes. ( I do like practical jokes which are commonly known as pranks. I really do. But... Since there are clubs that I am a member of, I take professionalism very seriously. Would you do it at school or work? Think about it.)

*Harassing me (Any form whether it's sexual, emotional, verbal, ect.)

*Cyberbullying

*Gossiping / Spreading Rumors. (Why would you talk bad stuff behind other people's backs?! 😆Seriously?😆 Don't do it to me bc I find it very disrespectful). 😐

*Messing with my friends on Chess.com. (You mess with them, you mess with me. This does tie in with Cyberbullying.)

*Cursing (This includes and is not limited to name calling, profanity, swearing, and blasphemy and censoring. I am a me@mber of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints so don't even think about it! 😐 I have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on Cursing, so WATCH. YOUR. LANGUAGE!!!!! 😠. The ONLY EXCEPTION I'll make is in Group Clubs on condition that the Cursing be censored IN the Club itself. 😉)

* Quoting me. (I take this as highly offensive bc it makes me think you are mocking me. The only EXCEPTION I'll make is if you add a message within the quote.)

*Lying

*Betraying me (I will NOT stand any traitors, double crossers, or con artists. Those who do this in the long-run AFTER being best friends with me shall be forgiven. But BLOCKED permanently, unless I hear through the grapevine otherwise).

*Blasphemy / Anti-Christianity (Everyone has different religions, beliefs, and opinions. If you respect my religious beliefs, then I will respect yours).

*Pestering / nagging more than 5 times before I respond whether through dms, chats, ect. (Since I use Chess.com only on weekdays at the moment, and have a life outside of Chess.com, I won't be available 24/7 around the clock. Just leave me a message and I will get back to you ASAP. Even if it's an emergency).

All of the mentioned above make ME uncomfortable. So watch it. EVERYONE (Minor or Adult) gets two chances!

Seventh, if you'd like to play a game of Standard Chess with me there are 4 conditions: A. Dm me a possible time and date ahead of time because I won't do anything on such short notice. Everyone has a life outside of Chess.com. (The only exception to this is IF both myself and the recipient are online simultaneously and if I have free time in the evenings). B. Set up a backup date and time ASAP in case the original scheduled planned game falls apart. C. Be my friend here on Chess.com. D. Reschedule Chess games with me ASAP if things don't work out.

And Eighth, I need more friends on my Nintendo Switch Friend List. 😐 If you are interested, just send me a Dm and we'll go from there. 🙂

Ninth, I am Single looking for a Relationship. Bc of my disability, I won't be able to drive a car in this life. Since my irl family doesn't care about helping me with this, it's very frustrating. 😑 I want a long-term Relationship for a Girlfriend/Wife.😐  I will keep on going until my Quest (to find someone) has been completed. Here's what I'm looking for in a Girlfriend/Wife:

*  Needs to have good character. (Trustworthiness, Respect, Responsibility, Fairness, Caring, and Citizenship)

*Needs to be supportive of my dream job career (explained later in this bio)

*Needs to be at least be a Mormon. A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is best.)

*Needs to be understanding, funny, and slow to anger.

*Needs to have my favorite following hobbies / talents in common with me:

A. Nintendo Switch. B. Swimming. C. Harry Potter. D. Star Wars. E. Super Mario F. Pokemon (optional) G. Pirates Of The Caribbean. H. Chess. (Chess.com Account is required). I. Donkey Kong Country. J. Jurassic Park / World.

Needs to have the following positives:

Smart, Wise, Loyal, Calm, Funny. (Still under construction on this part.)

Tenth, dm me Tomato, Pinecone, Rice, or Mango for award.

And lastly... My bio here on Chess.com is 100. %. Honestly. Truthful. Not going to lie. Lying is a bad habit, okay? You may lie on the Internet. But... You cannot lie to God. 👆👆👆👆👆 HE knows everything that's happened in the past, is happening in the present, and will happen in the future. God will judge every person according to their thoughts, words, and actions that they do.

If you've made it this far, CONGRATULATIONS! 😃 Now you may learn some more things about me. 😎 Let's go: 

I have high functioning autism (as I stated earlier) and have many talents, including Chess. I am legally blind in my right eye and currently have a prosthetic eye in my left.

How I Got Into Chess (And Chess.com) And Where I Want To Go Into The Future:

I started playing Chess when I was about 9, taught by my father. He was good at Chess, but I am WAY better at Chess than he is. I don't remember the previous time that he beat me in a game of Chess. Almost 10 years ago, I bought Chess 4 a.k.a. 4-Player Chess. My very first game of Chess 4 was against none other than my father. It was an extremely close game, with my 1 smart move that won me the game. I am now in my early 30s. I joined Chess.com on 8/10/24.

I vowed revenge against an old friend who is currently serving as a Missionary for the Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints for the next two years. He'll be done with his mission in 2026. My old friend defeated me in official Chess matches over the summer of 2024. Official matches: Was 6-4. Practice matches would have been 7-6. We even used my Chess Clock (Tournament Style).

I won a 2nd place overall Chess Trophy in middle school. In high school, NONE of the students could beat me while I attended there.

I don't do Bullet or Blitz Chess. I am fine with Rapid Chess. I am interested in doing King Of The Hill, 3+ Check, and Four-Player Chess. My ELO on Rapid is between 680-750. As for my Skill level, I'm an Advanced Chess player.

My goal in Chess is to keep improving my ELO on Rapid Chess. These are my Chess Goals for 2024-2026:

* Get my ELO Rating on Rapid to over 1k by the end of the year.

*Become a Titled Player on Chess.com. (Waiting for my Super Pack of Chess Books to arrive in the mail as well as my ChessUp2 Smart Eboard. [These tools will help me a lot]).

*Become a Chess Streamer on Chess.com (either through Facebook Gaming, YouTube Gaming, or Twitch, with Discord being down the road upon monetization).

Over the years of playing Chess as a hobby, I've collected quite a few books on Chess and I plan on getting some more Chess books in the future. (As I have previously stated).

How I Got Into Jokes:

Since the year of 2011 in the month of either August or September, I got into telling jokes. I always get asked frequently where I come up with such good jokes, as well as "How did you come up with that joke?" It brings me joy when I get to tell people my jokes because I've collected thousands of jokes over the years and I like to make people smile, and giggle with my jokes. You know what they say "Laughter is the best medicine." I will even make up jokes once in a while that no one could've done themselves. However... There are jokes that are extremely and highly inappropriate for me to repeat. For these kinds of jokes, I'm going to refrain from repeating them.

Favorites (When It Comes To Chess):

Favorite Chess Sets I currently own: Wizard Chess, and Chess 4, and Super Mario Chess.

Favorite Chess Sets I Want: GoPro, ChessUp2, Miko Square Grand Kingdom, Chessnut Evo, and Star Wars Chess Set (From Episode IV A New Hope) and all the smart Chess e-boards.

Favorite Chess YouTubers: Sorry guys. Won't reveal until AFTER I get the rank of GM. Bc it's part of my top secret strategy. 🙂 So I'm keeping my mouth shut. 🤐

Favorite Chess Websites: Chess.com, Chesscomshop, and chess kids (once a month on that).

Favorite Things To Do On Chess.com: Matches, Clubs, Lessons, Puzzles, Making Friends, Being Active, Chatting with my online friends, and Most Importantly... Having Fun.

Favorite Things To Do On Chesscomshop: Browse For Shopping Products That I Might Be Interested In Buying.

Favorite Strategy: Top Secret (So don't ask until after I either: 1. Get a Chess Title on my Profile Pic, 2. I reach 10k followers on my Profile, 3. Or someone... Gifts me a Diamond membership perhaps? 😉 (1 year).

Favorite World Chess Champion: Garry Kasparov, with Magnus Carlsen and Bobby Fischer tied for runner-ups.

World Chess Champions in history (heard of): My favorites, as mentioned above. Others include Steintz, Alekhine, Short, Tal, Korchnoi, and Kramnik.

Favorite Chess Computers (Technically Engines): Stockfish, Shredder, Chessmaster, Thinking Machine 6, and Deep.

Favorite Hobbies And Talents:

My talents: Swimming, Singing, Telling Jokes,  Sudoku, Piano,  running / jogging, Video Games, Reading, Researching, Chess.

My hobbies: Obviously my talents, Dukes Of Hazard, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Doing voice impressions (i.e. Harry Potter characters and Star Wars characters), Sleeping / Napping ( With my eyes open, lol), Video Games, Chess (Chess.com included), Singing, Air Guitaring, Writing Song Parodies, playing piano, Jurassic Park / World.

Social Media (Not Related To Chess):

Favorite Non-Chess Websites: Facebook (under my old email.)  YouTube, (I've 2 accounts under my old email and  one account with NO uploaded videos yet on my current email) Noteflight, (Under my old e-mail and current email). Musescore.com, (No account yet) Amazon, (No account yet) NinSheetMusic, (Under my old email) Musicnotes, (No account yet) Wikipedia, (No account yet) and Gmail (my old and current email address location).

Future Dream Job Career Potentials:

Aptitudes: Content Creator / Video Game Pianist.

Aspirations: Chess Streamer, and Titled Player (Perhaps the next World Chess Champion if I'm that ambitious. Maybe defeating Stockfish, and Garry Kasparov, and Magnus Carlsen as a Universal Goal. lol😅) / Content Creator, Video Game Pianist, and Gamer / Content Creator.

Video Games:

Favorite Video Game Console: Nintendo Switch.

Favorite Video Game Franchises: Pokemon (Currently retired), Super Mario, Donkey Kong Country, Pacman, Guitar Hero / Rock Band.

Favorite Video Game Genres: Adventure, RPG, Racing, Hunting, Puzzles, and Simulation, and Arcade, Survival (Until Game Over).

Favorite Quotes:

"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." -Mewtwo. (Pokemon).

"The Force Will Be With You. Always." -Ben Kenobi. (Star Wars).

"It's -A-Me, Mario!" -Super Mario. (Franchise).

Shoutout Requirements:

* Become a best friend with me on Chess.com.

* Become my sibling on Chess.com. (Brother / Sister).

* Earn the Shoutout by building good character with me on Chess.com.

*Be patient with me. (All good things come to those who wait).

Shoutout penalties:

The following will lead to a removal of positive descriptions of Shoutouts on my bio:

*Don't block me. Even if I accidentally make big mistakes.

* Don't get on my bad side.

*Don't hurt my feelings and make me sad, cry, and heartbroken. I don't like my feelings hurt on Chess.com.

Shoutouts:

@GSOhammy: We had A big misunderstanding at first. Luckily, me and her worked it out. She and I have some things in common. She is a really great friend. We are now best friends and brother / sister. And she is extremely friendly, kind, and nice. 😇 We are Bffs. My 1st sister on Chess.com.

@Jessa_Rose: Very kind, generous, helpful, and trustworthy. We are best friends, BFFs, and are siblings on Chess.com.  Former Owner of The Horse Club. Bc of her own personal reasons, she has left the Social side of Chess.com, but NOT the website. My 2nd Sister on Chess.com.

@Saturnmanes: Very trustworthy, great character, known each other for 1 week. Extremely loyal. We are BFFs, besties, and brother / sister. Always there for me. My 3rd Sister on Chess.com.

@Imbad12356: Very good friend. Very helpful in finding a standing desk for me, which I am still eternally grateful for his help. We just became best friends and are now brothers. My 1st brother on Chess.com.

@BattleChessFighter007: Smart, kind, and caring. Very helpful towards me. We are best friends and just became brothers. His old account shut down. This is his new account. My 2nd brother on Chess.com.

Songs I've Written (Tunes are old, lyrics are by Yours Truly):

Spooky Scary Grandmasters (Tune of Spooky Scary Grandmasters)

Lyrics:

Spooky Scary Grandmasters

Send defeats to your soul

They'll take you down in a Chess game

As Top Players, they shall rule

Spooky Scary Grandmasters

Will show you no mercy

Aces up their sleeve, all year-round

Especially around Halloween

We respect you GrandMasters, you're so very strong

Working for hours on end, it takes them so-o long

'Cause Spooky Scary Grandmasters

Like Carlsen and Hikaru

Are famous and think outside the box

And will likely defeat you

(Interlude)

At the top of the Leaderboard, these players can't be beat

Except by Stockfish a Chess Engine, who always reigns Supreme

Spooky Scary Grandmasters

Rank below World Champion

They'll play Rapid, Bullet, or Blitz

And take down any human

Garry Kasparov is the best

Having lost to Deep Blue

Spooky Scary Grandmasters

Will Check.-Mate. You. With. BOO!

More songs Coming Soon! Look forward to it! Bc I am! 😃

Q and A:

Digital OR Analog? Digital

12 OR 24 HR Time? 24 HR Time. (Who doesn't like Army Time? XD And it can be handy in improving your basic math skills if you don't know how to add or subtract. I will start using 24HR Time on Chess.com starting on 1/1/25.)

Giggler or Chuckler? I'm mostly a Giggler.

🛀s or 🚿s? Either. But prefer 🚿s bc it helps to go green and save on water.

Do I sing in the 🚿? Yes. 

Favorite Harry Potter (Hogwarts) House: Ravenclaw. (It was Slytherin when I did a private play through of Hogwarts Legacy on my Nintendo Switch. However... It's been Ravenclaw since 10/5/2024. ( I know the date. I just need to go check it and make sure it's correct bc I don't remember at the top of my head).

Favorite Messages To Be Posted From Other People's Bios On Chess.com:

99.9% of you won't post this.

When Jesus died on the cross, HE was thinking of YOU.

If you're one of the 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile.