TheAuthorOfChickens

I have 200+ friends I should probably go through them 💀

I am a Christian and not afraid to show it!

Can all the countries please stop fighting and just chill for 5 minutes ;-;

Pronouns: She/Her

Nicknames: Author, Chicken

Blog Activity

https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens

Most recent post: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/norad-santa-tracker-a-brief-history-lesson

I have returned after 8 or so months of inactivity:

https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/checking-in-after-8-months

Quotes - No Context Allowed

"Here comes CVC XD" - @Caleb341

"Fear not the player who has practiced 1000 openings, fear the player who has practiced 1 opening 1000 times" - @Cesso91

"its crazy how fast politics can turn from a casual talk to a nuclear war" - @szlenith

"Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave." - @cavalcade321

"This is what happens when you make photoshop available to everyone." - @IMKeto

"I think I wasn't ever gifted Membership because I already had one and people think I'm rich." - @Scemer

"I meant a "m". Goofy keyboard *Slaps Keyboard*" - @Scemer

"Try being British! Everyone hates us, we'd be on our own." - @Deithy24

"Today has been wild. I literally saw somebody complaining that their donut has a hole in it." - @Caleb341

"If LYRIC didnt freaking shoot me i could enjoy the fireworks" - @Clarissaxo-1414

"Scemer's quotes are like a mixtape of insanity and comedy - from threatening knees to canceled Sussy Foxes to debating the existential crisis of donuts. All we need now is for  @AngelaPlayzChess to drop some philosophical wisdom about love hurting more than it heals. (And No, This isn't me trying to get into your quotes again lol)" - @Caleb341

"Funny story. One time i was watching a twitch streamer with like 20 viewers and i gave a follow and then said hello, but accidentally sent h*ll instead of hello. And she just looked at the screen like "what" and i quickly sent o and an apology." - @GM_of_Australia

"*dumps an entire mag and misses every shot*" - @Y0rNarrator

"One sec, let me invite some people who are argument prone." - @Caleb341

"I would trust them with the password to my toaster" - @InsanePig23456

"My how the tables have turned. Now the majority of staff are admins 😂" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Chess.com Staff: Well we think it's cool...... Everyone else:😐😶😑🙄" - @CallmeLyric

"hurt jester and heal goose(his neck is a bit wonky)" - @NATO-SHOCK-TROOPS

"Lily is now a school nurse. Put ice ON EVERYTHING. "TeAcHeR, I DiEd." "ItS oK DaRLiNG, HaVe SoMe IcE"" - @GM_of_Australia

"*goes to read deleted comments in audit log* 😂" - @Caleb341

"*chickens screech about needing more fire extinguishers*" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Wherever, I go, scemer is admin in that club" - @Secretary_bird123

"*Arrests Mod 6* *puts in jail* *reopens @NaturalMolecule* Accident Averted." - @Caleb341

"LOL I didn't even see y'all were putting on a full FBI case mission for me." - @TerminalLinux

"0_o Indeed. This Chicken is accusing me of being a Molecule." - @TerminalLinux

"Why are my notes from Paladins Of Chess finding their way into a chickens biography" - @GM_of_Australia

"I'd join but I'm currently trying not to die in a game of mafia." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"My Alexa found pictures of me 💀 It was fun breaking it with my axe though 😏" - @Caleb341

"Giggity giggity goo USMC im coming for youuuuu😘😘" - @NATO-SHOCK-TROOPS

"I love how I say "Let's talk about trees!" and literally everyone follows suit 😂" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Im away for april fools at a Holy week encounter and i was planning that alll 600 people going should hide in the morning so that the Nuns organizing it freak out lol!!" - @JamesMcD101009

"Eat Author-" - @GMchessminator

“Help me. Im gonna die to the hands of a chicken. Do you want that?" - @Spooky_Germonies

"Edit out the swearing or I’ll edit you out of the club💀" - @Jared

"“yeah bro i can cook” *blows up the kitchen*" - @BlueDoesChess1

"Author coming back from inactivity before Gta 6 is crazy" - @Iconz_t

""Vacation" for 2 months and going-" - @Deflection

"you could sense your name being spoken. that's a true ping right there. A MENTAL ONE" - @ant-x

"It's been 5.5 months ;-;" - @Jared

"Bro's dead" - @Jehtt

"This starts off as a forum about me, then I comment, and suddenly condiments are fighting each other." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"POV; After assessing the options and much heated negotiation, we are at a complete stalemate on what christmas movie to watch. Neither side will give in and the outlook is not good. Send best wishes XD" - @F1-24

"It appears that all your blogs are about Marvel movies. This is a chess site. Have you considered making a blog about something to do with chess?" - @justbefair

"kid mortally wounded dumb robbers while mother forgets to set her phone alarm - Home alone 1" - @zzz_slash

"Dude gets his pilots license and hates his teacher and they kill all the bad guys - Top gun maverick" - @Zestythefifth

"Man goes into space to scream at a bookcase because he doesn't like eating corn - Interstellar" - @Nate_Pi

"A guy who refuses to die teams up with the son of his late friend, a guy with a lazy callsign, a woman, and two other guys to bomb the enemy's uranium enrichment plant. - Top Gun: Maverick." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"everyone can have a UNIQUE FLAIR THAT IS FREE AND IS FOR EVERYONE! (flair is a icon behind your name for people with membership) SO ALL YOU GO TO DO IS TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT or CHEAT (I don't encourage) or make many accounts( i don't encourage)." - @u20181692

"We've got an eggs.ca in Canada lol" - @F1-24

"mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard" - @Chessian-Ian

"For some reason people trust me as a therapist, I try to do my best." - @ackshunbronshun

"What if we had Mighty Winging, which is Rickrolling but with Mighty Wings" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I'm australia" - @NathanGoatOfChess

"Well that makes me feel incredibly safe 💀" - @F1-24

"Christmas 2024: the day it all broke loose in CvC's notes. The owner, Caleb341, stood looking around in utter confusion and disbelief as he watched his fellow clubmates, high on sugar from candy, proceed to yap about the most random and off-topic things." - @FullCrowdedBadger

Graveyard - Random People Who Haven't Been Online In A While (Kinda to commemorate what happened with me going offline for 8 months IDK)

@Igniga - May 1, 2011

@roleswitch - June 15, 2012

@Lord-Svenstikov - March 3, 2018

@kco - September 11, 2020

@Givemeadraw - December 15, 2022

@gmgamil - March 26, 2023

@Jenadam - May 11, 2023

@Dogeiscooldude - June 20, 2023

@ChirpyNewt - September 14, 2023

@vanya436 - October 12, 2023

@AncientKnightBob - October 17, 2023

@Heartbroken-Meowth - December 5, 2023

@knightdragonboy - December 10, 2023

@AlexiaDiazDeCallampe - December 17, 2023

@Gods_lexi - December 22, 2023

@nourrayyan - December 28, 2023

@ajebillarclub - December 29, 2023

@mysterykokot - December 31, 2023

@sadowknight1172 - January 18, 2024

@Username1458L - January 19, 2024

@YanAungSwe - January 22, 2024

@ackshunbronshun - January 26, 2024

@WRT-TITAN - January 30, 2024

@JesusRulesAlways - January 30, 2024

@I_Eat_Shreks_Toes - January 31, 2024

@boubawastaken - February 26, 2024

@How-to-do-IT - February 28, 2024

@Mannansh1909 - March 11, 2024

@safa0717 - March 12, 2024

@MysticalStarlight17 - March 17, 2024

@ChessQueen2133 - March 27, 2024

@susanna520 - April 10, 2024

@PaduNord - April 12, 2024

@Mert0635 - April 13, 2024

@ishanmuhaammad - April 15, 2024

@Borkborkbork123 - April 17, 2024

@77Ruiz - April 23, 2024

@SuperQuaxolotl - May 6, 2024

@annabel3frey - May 14, 2024

@GM_of_Australia - May 25, 2024

@gustavocort - June 17, 2024

@ViperAirsoft - July 2, 2024

@Nicholas_Bize - July 22, 2024

@Striker77233 - September 2, 2024

@ZappBranAgain - September 12, 2024