GoBigRed-NE

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300+ views! That's good because of this: Currently in a views race to 1000 with @ADuolingo_Bird, please don't click on him.

@GoBigRed-NE  309 views                                                                                              @ADuolingo_Bird   186 views

Facts:

1. I am a boy
2. I am 13
3. I live in Nebraska, ever heard of it? It doesn't matter never mind.
4.  I like Kirby
5. I like cats
6. I like Warrior Cats
7. I like video games
8. I am addicted to jelly beans
9. I like corn
10. I like Nebraska Football
11. I like dogs but not as much as cats
12. I am a mixed martial artist
13. I do taekwondo, jiu-jitsu, and krav maga
14. Taekwondo is a Korean martial arts
15. I am a black belt(Don't mess with me)
16. Jiu-jitsu is a Brazilian martial arts
17. It focuses on ground fighting while taekwondo is more kicking to stay away from getting touched
18. The facts are focused on me
19. I am only a white belt in jiu-jitsu
20. But it's my favorite martial art
21. Krav maga is an Israeli self defense
22. I am an orange belt in this
23. Krav maga is more like street fighting like you were kidnapped or someone has a gun
24. I play the saxophone
25. I have been playing for 3 years
26. I made advanced band after playing only 1 year
27. My favorite video game is Kirby and the forgotten land
28. I am a Roman Catholic
29. I altar serve
30. I am homeschooled
31. I lost 200 elo in puzzles in 1 minute
32. I was 2000 now I'm 1800
33. I'm getting it back though
34. don't judge cause I got 6 brilliant moves
35. wait... that's bad
36. don't judge
37. I also like squirrels
38. There are ten people in my family
39. Some are in college though, in fact, none of us have ever been in the house at the same time
40. I'm not from Wales.
41. My grandparents are just of Welsh decent
42. I have more friends in chess.com than in real life
43. My favorite player is Magnus
44. My water bottle has a lot of stickers on it
45. I like Pokemon Cards
46. I live in the USA, that's where Nebraska is in case you didn't already know that
47. I like watching movies
48. But only good ones
49. Waffles are better than pancakes, sorry, but I'm right, anybody who disagrees is just jealous
50. This is the last fact... for now

Clubs I'm a SA, admin, or coordinator in:

SA:

Squirrel Lovers Of The World You should definitely join this club this is the club that I own. I have been trying to get @Jared to join forever.

Chess rapid and blitz You should join this club, too, I am also the co-owner of this club.

Blaze's fan club This is a really new club yet it already has so many members, it is fun.

Admin:

Ganadores Ajedecistas. This is a cool club though I don't know what it means.

KingdomOfChess This is a small club but it has good conversation and a nice community, a good first club if you are scared to interact with other people.

Coordinator:

Duolingo Coaching Club It teaches you languages! Great club!  It also coaches you in chess... if you sign up on the list.

Now for the cool stuff:

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed.

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

99.9% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
║thinking of you. If you're one of the 0.1% that
║cares, put this on your profile.

Memberships:

Diamond: November 20-December 20. Gifted by @justelliott61970.

Friends:

@ADuolingo_Bird I am in his two clubs and he is in mine. I think he's a teenager, or an adult with children? He likes Duolingo and knows every language, but not animal, though. He thinks I am  corn , lol, don't tell him otherwise. I'm in a view race to 1000 with him so don't click on his name.

@AbyssDragonShadow18 We chat a lot in notes and live chats of clubs. He is super nice. I tried calling Aby but he wouldn't go for it.

@TETO-DRILL She likes this anime girl a lot. I met her when she said, "HIYA! Can you join my club please? 👉👈She can be sus sometimes, and she gives people nicknames; mine is Gobi, just don't call me that.

@R-P-S-R Met her when she sent me a special word. (Close to cucumber............................................ pickle! What did you think I meant) She is nice to talk to and is very honest.

@Agent-BlackForest Met him in a club. He can be very sus sometimess and I don't even know why he friended me, but I don't care, he is my friend now and don't say otherwise or you'll have to go through me. (Don't forget I know martial arts)

@Hot-wheeel He, I think he, has a weird username. IDK, we talk in live chat. Kachow!

@Bella_the_queen She has cute cats. She tells funny jokes. We talk a lot on live chat. 

@The_Storm_555 He is super nice, really, super super nice. Just don't call him uncle storm: that's when he becomes the storm! He calls me dearest friend and I feel so special. He might be my favorite, no offense to my other friends.

@Leopard He's really high rated and I think he's supposed to kinda coach me?

@Jared He's a cute cat, but he is part of too many clubs. I can't get him to join my club; in fact, ever sense we became friends he hasn't talked to me. I'm being ghosted! Now that I think about it his cat kinda looks like a ghost! I might just call him Casper.

@Allthecap He uses too many slang words. But he's cool and has a cool pfp. I like him. I also stole the black with white highlight from his bio.

@KingCrusaderXYZ He is very nice to talk to. He made this awesome profile picture and the background. He has two cute cats. I like cats. So I really like him. # reasons to like him! He has cats, he's nice to talk to, and he makes awesome art for profile pictures and backgrounds

@REGGIN2525 He's The Grinch. But he's nice. HE joinend my club so I friended him.

@KingOfBrilliancy He is nice to talk to. He seems very smart and never says anything rude.

@dunno4912 I dunno.

@loshermanossanchez He has the longest, most unreadable, and weirdest name ever. He also has a acute dog. I friended him because he joined my club.

@neomenn We both share a love for the history and achievements of great plyers such as Magnus and Vishy.

@dog_lover2014 He loves dogs, that's all I have to say.

@SohamWARRIOR He's good at chess. I always almost beat him then lose. But what is his profile picture? 

@Viet-nam-CCCP He has weird username and only says hi in the chat. But when he actually says something important it is really funny and never anything mean.

@quockhanhok He is a good player and was in a game with one of my brilliant moves. He calls me his big brother. 

@KnightOut19 He randomly challenged me and friended me out of the blue. But I like playing chess so it's good to have some friends that do nothing but play chess with you.

@Alina_Bakhtina_24 Also friended me out of the blue.

@NoahdeAlwis We met when we argued over football and soccer. I still think he's wrong but we came to peace terms. He has a cute cat. Stole blunder master title from his bio.

@The-Football-Kiddo99 Also argued with him. But now we are friends talking about real stuff.

@The_real_Kiche We talk in live chat.

@Sh4dow_142 Also talk in live chat

@lanaiya_A Also met her in live chat.

@pigeonoverlordsupreme She's my sister, she is my first club member and is bad at chess, just like me.

@babochka1104 Met her in live chat, she's fun to talk to.

@soham_20 he's really good at chess. He talks in notes with me.

@AGREEDON100PERCENT Met him in DM when he threatened to eat me back when my profile picture was corn. He is sad now that he can't.

@JayDB24 My first friend! HE is so good at chess and is helping me get better. We have played so many games and I still haven't won one yet. Honestly, he is so nice to me I can't use words to describe how good of a friend he is. We talk a lot.

@Ishaanharsha He is nice to talk to. He gives you game review for free if you friend him.

@arracky I met him? her? in live chat.

Graveyard:

@xxxroderickexe777xxx He was my friend. He cheated somehow, he would never cheat but that's what they say, I'll miss him.

@bird_duolingo He cheated with second account and they traced it back to his main account, this one.

Quotes:

-Ya! I know every language, but not animal, though.-@ADuolingo_Bird (Remember, don't click on him)

-Erm What the stigma?-@Allthecap

-I like spiders, dey good protein.-@GoBigRed-NE

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